David Dobrik's assistant's definitions

David

Biggest cock in the world, famous for doing Alabama hot pockets with his daughter's babysitter. His hydrolic water-cooling cock is measured at 16.4 feet which is perfect for tearing anyone's ass! He is currently viral on David Dobrik for having sex with his assistant (Natalie).

Natalie: OHHH THAT HYDROLIC COCK IS SO MASSIVE!!!! FUUUUUUCK!
David: Come to my bedroom.

Natalie: No I want to fuck you in the Tesla David Dobrik gave me.
David: I'll Alabama hot pocket you and Elon Musk you with my Space X cock.

by David Dobrik's assistant January 13, 2021