1 definition by Dave Thomason

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A really fat; and repulsive female; worse than a butterface. Really controlling over loser fat boyfriends forced into a relationship through accidental drunk impregnation.
Whoa Dave; Emily is quite a ham beast. Too bad Byron knocked her up. She has enough folds to bang to keep him busy for a few years!
by Dave Thomason June 03, 2007
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