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woned
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Won and owned combined; to own
someone
and declare victory.
Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (
see
example
).
Bob
: My mom caught me masturbating in the washroom today...
FML
Jonathan: WONED
Bob
: The noob spelled it wrong
woned
by
Darth Falcon
September 13, 2010