Darth Blazer's definitions

bong monkey

1) Somebody who acts like a little monkey and goes crazy at the sight of the the bong. This person usually likes getting stoned a lot.

2)Somebody who lights the bong for a friend

1)He is a real bong monkey all he talks about is hitting the bong.

2)You wanna be the bong monkey and light this fat bowl of dank for me?

by Darth Blazer January 4, 2008