Daniel Thomas, Ph D.'s definitions

gingercologist

To be a board certified specialist in all matters related to the Red headed race. These persons are capable of diagnosing almost every known medical condition related to 'gingers'. Further more, they posses the ability to cure many of the more serious cases of gingervitis.

If you feel you need the assistance of a Gingercologist, please don't hesitate to contact your nearest specialist today!

We cure mind, body and soul!

"I used to be a red head.. then I saw my local Gingercologist! He was kind, polite and most of all, discrete! Now I no longer have red hair! I'm cured!"

-Sue, Minnosotta

by Daniel Thomas, Ph D. May 9, 2010