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(Noun) An individual having the obnoxious quality of making every conversation into some sort of complaint.
"I just came back from CVS, there was a sale on what I went there to buy!"
"That's great!"
"Well it would be if it wasn't so damn hot outside, the trip back was awful."
~
*Knocking*
"Oh hello, what are you doing up at this hour?"
"Do you hear that sound?"
"What? I was sleeping."
"It sounds like someone is dropping a fork over and over again."
"I must have slept though it, I don't hear it now."
"It sounded like it was coming from your room."
"You must be mistaken."
"I swear it was coming from here."
"Ah I was mistaken; COMPLAINASAURUS!"
*Door Slams*
"That's great!"
"Well it would be if it wasn't so damn hot outside, the trip back was awful."
~
*Knocking*
"Oh hello, what are you doing up at this hour?"
"Do you hear that sound?"
"What? I was sleeping."
"It sounds like someone is dropping a fork over and over again."
"I must have slept though it, I don't hear it now."
"It sounded like it was coming from your room."
"You must be mistaken."
"I swear it was coming from here."
"Ah I was mistaken; COMPLAINASAURUS!"
*Door Slams*
by Daniel Patrick December 25, 2007
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