3 definitions by Daniel Lawless

The act of freezing fecal matter and inserting it in someones anus whilst they sleep.
Ross: Ouch man, I woke up with such a sore ass today!
Danny: Your mom probably gave you a Frozen Eddie.
Ross: Man she's such a douche!
by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006
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The act of taking a dump, but holding that dump hanging out of your butt cheeks, then recieving a tit wank. Leaving the tit-wanker with a brown tie.
Ross: You and Cath done anything ravishing lately?
Dan: Didya see that Brown Necktie she had on the other day?
Ross: Oh yeah.
Dan: My work.
by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006
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The act of releasing fecal matter from the anus into a gym sock and beating a defenceless person with it.
Ross: So did you and Cath have a fight Dan?
Dan: Yeah, I beat her with my tube sock.
Ross: Oh the old Dirty Bronson!
by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006
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