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carpet monkey

A severly sunburnt monkey that travels under your carpet by night, and hides in your socks by day.

It is addicted to myspace.
Guy
"Bob did you send a friend request to your carpet monkey yet?"

Bob
"I dont wanna be that nukkas friend!. That little bitch gave me athletes foot again!"
by Daniel (look it up) November 6, 2008
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fahubwugahds

what a retarded 4 year old furby screams all day long or untill you chuck that little bitch out the window.

god hates furby
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by Daniel (look it up) November 7, 2008
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