Dale "Dillweed" Earnhard's definitions

Cobalt SS

A cheap economy car that was supposed to be Chevy's answer to the SRT-4, but fell far from the mark. The car has a supercharger that just can't supply the kind of power that the SRT-4 can. Typically people who purchase this car are total Chevy nut jobs who can't face reality, that regardless of what track, drag strip, or rally event you go to, the Cobalt SS will never be as quick as the SRT-4.

Jimmy "Hey man, why can't my Cobalt SS keep up with your SRT-4???"

Allen "Because my SRT-4 has some 30 more horsepower than your Cobalt SS, sucks to be you!!"

by Dale "Dillweed" Earnhard December 9, 2008