Definitions by Daddy Heffelfinger

Heffelfinger 

Named after Pudge Heffelfinger who was a guard at Yale. It means to finger blast a lady so well that she will become a simp for daddy for the rest of her years. No one will come between her heffelfingering daddy and her. uWu

Daddy hit me with the heffelfinger last night. I’m gonna marry him.

Heffelfinger by Daddy Heffelfinger September 20, 2022