1 definition by Daddy C-Bum
Someone you are jealous of because they are bigger than you, they are leaner than you, they are stronger than you, they look better than you and they pull more bitches than you. You act like the Sarm Goblin is disgusting and you constantly make fun of them but you secretly want to be them so badly. The more you hate on the Sarm Goblin the more their power and confidence increases. It simply feeds them.
John: Look at that guy benching 275, he could barley put up the bar last year.
Noah: He’s a Sarm Goblin, he cheated.
John: You’re just mad he pulls more bitches than you cause of his incredible strength and physique that women drool over.
Noah: Yeah whatever. (Proceeds to bench 135 for a single rep)
Noah: He’s a Sarm Goblin, he cheated.
John: You’re just mad he pulls more bitches than you cause of his incredible strength and physique that women drool over.
Noah: Yeah whatever. (Proceeds to bench 135 for a single rep)
by Daddy C-Bum December 31, 2022