Dabster Habster's definitions

Alex Hirsch

The god of entertainment and imagination. His true origins are unknown, he presents us a fabrication about California, but the most popular theory is he was created when Disney noticed that they completely sucked balls and made a deal with a dream demon to make something worth watching be made. They were given an entity known as Alex Hirsch, and Gravity Falls was born.

We all went to the temple of Alex Hirsch today to present our offerings of gratitude.

by Dabster Habster August 20, 2016