DMAA Research's definitions

Michael

Usually a crusty person, who doesnt shower or brush his teeth. The name is association with "Alex" as the research we have done concludes that they are both dirty and make people want to shower. Micheal's are prone to body wash and wear UGG boots that he gets from the thrift store.

God damn that kid is as crusty as a Michael!

by DMAA Research December 15, 2010