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The Worlds Greates Excuse
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"Because you
touch yourself
at
night
"
"Why did all the
dinosaurs
die?"
"Because you touch
yourslef
at
night
"
The Worlds Greates Excuse
by
DJ Shiznasty MC Fasty
June 11, 2006
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