Definitions by DJ Jaybee

wonk 

Masturbation that goes sadly wrong or is attempted with a semi-erection.

She was a bit rough - it ended up with her trying to wonk me off.

My mum caught me having a wonk.

wonk by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004

Squirter 

A squirter is a small female (like kylie) who is already at knob height - making is easy to squirt(h)er.

Or a strangely talented girl who, after becoming excited can fire lady juice at high velocity out from her nu-nu.

That squirter is the right height for me.

At the orgy I had to duck the squirter.

Squirter by DJ Jaybee July 29, 2004