Blobbin

1. To sit or lay down and not move while being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Being worthless for an extended period of time while your friends are actually doing something.

3. Being a piece of shit and not moving with a bag of cheetos in one hand and a hot McChicken in the other hand.
"Hey Doc, quit blobbin and get your fat ass out of that chair and socialize."
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