Definitions by D. Weltner

cranio-vaginis 

Right-wing female affliction, whereby they are unable to extract their heads from their quims.

Ann Cooter has cranio-vaginis,
so she has to queef her beefs.

cranio-vaginis by D. Weltner October 3, 2007

clisterfick 

Euphemism for clusterfuck.

This administration is a ginormous clisterfick.

clisterfick by D. Weltner August 17, 2007