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Drake

Drake is a really trash person. They are the type to dump you then say it was your fault. Most Drakes have a small dick with an average of 2 inches. If you ever date a Drake, you should expect it to last about 3 weeks, and be prepared for all the insults they throw at you. Drakes also tend to misspell a lot of words like spelling whore as hor.
Female 1: Did you see that douche dating Elizabeth

Female 2: Yeah he is such a Drake
Female 1: Yeah and his 2 inch microcock is really disappointing
by Cuthulu, the one true god November 13, 2017
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