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emo boys

emo boys are mostly prepubescent adolescent cuntbags who grow their hair excessively long, straighten it, and swoosh it across their face. after the 3 hours that takes, they squeeze into their 3 y/o sister's pants and put on a very tight band shirt (i.e. hawthorne heights, taking back sunday, hawthorne heights.... and hawthorne heights). most usually put on eyeliner, which is a task since their hair is perfectly swooshed across their forehead. after preparing for their night, they go take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror, and then hold the camera in the air and barely glance at it. finally, a pic of themselves that subtly show off the scars on their puny arms, noticeably a cry for attention. they then post these pics online and write sucky poems about their ex g/f's and how life is a tragedy..... <exit an emo boy night>

ted: LMAO!!!! look at those faggots!!!
bill: No dude, those are emo boys.
ted: is there a difference?
bill: ......i dont know.

by Curtis eff July 31, 2006