murali

1. (verb) To run into a parked car.
2. (adj.) Dangerous, but only in the slowest most methodical way possible.

See sloth.

1. Watch out, don't murali that car!
2. Oh god, I'm gonna die... Wait, it's gonna take a while - this guy is pretty murali.

by Cunning Squirrel Master March 02, 2005