Cuge Rat Dock's definitions

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Guy 1: Your total is $39.65
Guy 2: Aw shit, I don't have that much money
Guy 1's Boss: It's ok you can have them for free
Guy 2: --Leaves--

Guy 1: why did you give him that food for free?
Guy 1's Boss: when he was in Highschool he typedqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKIMJUNHYBGTVFRCDEXSWZAQ
Guy 1: Oh shit I should have known

by Cuge Rat Dock February 8, 2015