1 definition by Cthulhu's little brother
An amnesic bald washing machine salesman from Leicester with a predilection for Romanian male sex workers and cocaine.
Keith prefers to discuss paid-for sex using the term 'redecorating my flat' .
Any official investigation into the washing machine salesman is hampered by his repeatedly failing to answer direct questions, giving incomplete answers and non-cooperation despite his background in providing oversight of important elements of the criminal justice system, including the police and the criminal law.
Keith prefers to discuss paid-for sex using the term 'redecorating my flat' .
Any official investigation into the washing machine salesman is hampered by his repeatedly failing to answer direct questions, giving incomplete answers and non-cooperation despite his background in providing oversight of important elements of the criminal justice system, including the police and the criminal law.
'I've got a big job on tonight; got to redecorate Keith Vaz's flat'
'Can't stop mate, got to deliver this snow to Mr Vaz. He's having another suds party at his flat'
'Buna ziua- boonuh zeewah Mr Vaz, do you need Marius, Florin and Dragos to come an dredecorate your flat again this week?'
'Can't stop mate, got to deliver this snow to Mr Vaz. He's having another suds party at his flat'
'Buna ziua- boonuh zeewah Mr Vaz, do you need Marius, Florin and Dragos to come an dredecorate your flat again this week?'
by Cthulhu's little brother October 28, 2019