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The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.
by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017
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