Definitions by Cristobal Carbonero

Musket Shot 

A fart when one's ass-crack is packed with a white powder, such as baking soda, baby powder, cornstarch, etc. The fart produces an effect that is visually similar to that of firing a musket.

Neil had bad gas, so he packed his ass-crack full of baby powder and unloaded a musket shot on Hansel's face.

Musket Shot by Cristobal Carbonero December 3, 2007