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Girlboss (verb) to make something or someone appear as a feminist idol or inspiration for profit, despite the numerous flaws of the person.
"Have you seen the new Cruella De Ville trailer?"
"Yeah. They totally girlbossed her. As if she's a villain because she's a girl, not because she tried to make a coat out of puppies."
by CrazyandIknowit March 18, 2021

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A joke that has little or no humour.
Person 1: What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Person 2: Dude, that's such a dad joke.
by CrazyandIknowit December 21, 2015

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Girlboss (noun) someone who is lauded as being a feminist icon, despite the fact that they are actually extremely unpleasant or unfeminist.
"I can't believe Kamala Harris is the first female vice president."

"Yeah, she's a real girlboss."
by CrazyandIknowit March 18, 2021

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People who use urban dictionary for fun. Often has no life
You are a urban dictionary user.
by CrazyandIknowit June 29, 2015

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When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.
"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."
by CrazyandIknowit November 26, 2019

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LBH
LBH (noun) Stands for Losers Back Home. This is a term used for white men who move to Japan and are seen as impressive by Japanese people.
"Chris-san is so cool! He can crush a beercan with his bicep and he knows all the words to One Punch Man!"

"Something gives me the impression he's a LBH."
by CrazyandIknowit March 18, 2021

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A female who is innately heterosexual but will gain bisexual tendencies for the sexual gratification or attention of the men around her.
"Kara said she was straight but then she tried to make out with me last night."

"Yeah, because Dylan was there. Shes bi for the guys."
by CrazyandIknowit March 29, 2021

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