Bastard Gonk

Totally stupid and annoying person.
Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known
by Crammed Police November 28, 2017
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Fwedgy

When a woman's underwear wedges between her front bits rather than her bottom.
Oooh I've pulled my knickers up too high and got a fwedgy (wedgy)
by Crammed Police November 28, 2017
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