Definitions by Crammed Police

Fwedgy 

When a woman's underwear wedges between her front bits rather than her bottom.

Oooh I've pulled my knickers up too high and got a fwedgy (wedgy)

Fwedgy by Crammed Police November 28, 2017

Bastard Gonk 

Totally stupid and annoying person.

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known

Bastard Gonk by Crammed Police November 28, 2017