1 definition by Crack Canyon

A party pilgrim that graced his occasional nights of debauchery by consuming large amounts of natty ice, smoking/breaking weed pipes, jubliantly dancing drunk around till late hours of the night/morning once every other pilgrim/indian called it quits. a man, a myth, a legend of early America!
Methuzela Pubes: thizzin' in the buildin' and DOPER than the dos' eqiuos guy
by Crack Canyon January 14, 2012
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