sashanda

Sashanda is a rare species of gherkin. If you get to close to it it will whip out it’s long willy and slap you across the face with it.

Girl-oh look it’s a sashanda be careful
Person-oh my god it got it’s willy out RUN

by Cool kid 💃🏼🕺🏿💃🏼🕺🏿 October 26, 2020