Conspiratarded Expert's definitions
Combination of "conspiracy" and "retarded", a person or theory characterized by paranoid and illogical thinking based around bat-shit insane ideas. Ideas include things such as: The world is run by alien reptiles, the government is into telepathic mind control, the Boston Bombing never really happened and weather is controlled by the CIA. The state of conspiratarded usually comes as a result of too much time in mom's basement combined with forgetting to take meds.
1. Everything from Ed Chiarini- including the claim that Adam Lanza is Michael Phelps the Olympic swimmer- is extremely conspiratarded.
2. Alex Jones is a perfect example of a conspiratarded idiot.
3. Conspiracy sites such as GLP are good places to observe the conspiratarded in their natural habitat.
2. Alex Jones is a perfect example of a conspiratarded idiot.
3. Conspiracy sites such as GLP are good places to observe the conspiratarded in their natural habitat.
by Conspiratarded Expert May 16, 2014
Get the conspiratardedmug.