Concerned Photographer's definitions

Toming

Being oblivious of having a boner (a tom) and it being noticed by everyone even having pictures taken of it.

"Hey did you see the pictures from the party?"
"No"
"Did you like the girl you were dancing with?"
"She was repulsing I almost threw up"
"But bro you're Toming in this picture!"

by Concerned Photographer January 21, 2012