Definitions by Commander Cool aka Me
Freshman Red
When you get drunk (or just ED) and your penis stops working just before you're about to have sex with a chick. This causes great embarrassment and you will forever be known as the guy who can't get it up.
Evan: Freshman Red exists--it's a real thing.
Drew: Freshman Red does not exist, you just have ED.
Evan: Sad face.
Drew: Freshman Red does not exist, you just have ED.
Evan: Sad face.
Freshman Red by Commander Cool aka Me December 15, 2008