1 definition by Colton Sumner
A kid who can train mma in california with top fighters like tito ortiz. Can turn down NASA because flying to the moon bumped into his schedule of flying around the world in one day. After flying around the world he beat the land speed record bare foot with a blister on his heal. Chuck Norris trained him and then he beat him up with one punch like most of his other fights. In the tour de france he won on a uni cycle going backwards. Oh yea he's also got a pretty cool screw driver.
by Colton Sumner March 18, 2011