Definitions by Colt Mcforties

Undercover Bagel 

Undercover Bagel, or "UCB" for short, is a term used for a jewish person with a non-jewish sounding name.

Not to be confused with "Pizza Bagel" - a person that is both jewish and italian.

Did you see the size of John Smith's nose?
He's an undercover bagel.
Oh, that explains it.

Undercover Bagel by Colt Mcforties January 4, 2009