Colonel Angus Esquire's definitions

Closk

Small, furry woodland creatures that inhabit the forest moon of Endor. The mammaloid bipeds have microscopic genitalia which compells them to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas.

My friend who plays fantasy football is such a Closk, it is no wonder he is into guns.

by Colonel Angus Esquire November 23, 2020