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when the rolls on the back are to unconformed to make backtits.They are known as Back Biscuits.
When the back tit has no cottage cheese look more like a doublewide treestump on her back for no reason dem sums some big ol Back biscuits right der.
by collard greens May 20, 2011

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Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.
Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
by Collard Greens November 10, 2013

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