Definitions by Collard Greens

alarm cocked 

Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.

Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.

alarm cocked by Collard Greens November 10, 2013

Back biscuits 

when the rolls on the back are to unconformed to make backtits.They are known as Back Biscuits.

When the back tit has no cottage cheese look more like a doublewide treestump on her back for no reason dem sums some big ol Back biscuits right der.

Back biscuits by collard greens June 19, 2011