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The Goddess o' Fart. A top-tier level god of the Commercial Art Pantheon, established by the third rule.

She buys people off Etsy.
The cult worshipped Kathryn because they believed her to be capable of overpowering Christopher. Incorrectly.
Kathryn by Coffee Pot May 25, 2022

Bruce Lee Blumpkin

After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio
Denise passed out from the pain from our Bruce Lee Blumpkin session we had last night
Bruce Lee Blumpkin by coffee pot September 3, 2008

Bruce Lee Blumpkin

After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio
Denise passed out from the pain from our Bruce Lee Blumpkin session we had last night
Bruce Lee Blumpkin by coffee pot August 30, 2008