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Definitions by Clump Chlumpkins
Polish Newspaper
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Oral Sex
performed onto
someone
while they are
on the toilet
.
Bobby was drunk
last night
so Tina gave him a polish
newspaper
he'd
never forget
.
Polish Newspaper
by
Clump Chlumpkins
November 7, 2013
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