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Morning Wood Fairy

It's the mystical spirit that turns your soft serve into rock candy.
When everyone's asleep,
the Morning Wood Fairy comes at night,
she makes our sausages hard,
and vanishes out of sight.
I woke up in the morning,
and I got up to pee
but then I last discovered
my sapling turned into a tree.
by Cinna the Poet October 11, 2016
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