Definitions by Chunk Mule
Finny Butthole
A person who gets friend-zoned in invisible ink. Usually occurs immediately after the subject inexplicably brings up their sexual history with an ex-girlfriend during a casual conversation with a female of interest.
"Bro, are you okay? You look like you just got Finny Butthole'd."
"Did you hear? She totally Finny Butthole'd him."
"Don't be a Finny Butthole, keep your ex's name out your mouth."
"Did you hear? She totally Finny Butthole'd him."
"Don't be a Finny Butthole, keep your ex's name out your mouth."
Finny Butthole by Chunk Mule February 3, 2026