Definitions by Chudley Poorite

virgin bathroom 

A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.

There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.

I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.

virgin bathroom by Chudley Poorite March 5, 2017