0. verb. To
cheat.
1. verb. To
cheat at online sports trivia games using various cheating methods including but not limited to internet research,
google,
impersonation, and his mother's encyclopedia set in her basement.
2. noun. A person who
cheats on chucksports.com in order to be #1 in the Game of the Day leaderboard.
I didn't watch my friend play chucksports this morning, because I didn't want to kneikirk the Game of the Day.
I kneikirked on my girlfriend last night, and I think she knows because she asked why I smelled like stripper body lotion.