2 definitions by Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos

n. an eagle made of steel which only exists when you are baked
v. to try to bug someone out when they are blazed by saying something completely random that makes no sense (ex. magnetic sultan, purple tiger)
to "steel eagle yourself" is to try to bug someone out when you are both fucked up by saying something random but you end up being too lazy or retarded to actually say it and instead you just blow up your own mind.
"Ohhhh JWEI meh meh meh meh!!! Shit, I just steel eagled myself"
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An African-American policeman, whose skin is so dark that it seems purple, allowing him to betray even other black people. Purple tigers are known to appear when tripping balls and/or when watching Walker Texas Ranger. Also a term used to describe purple marijuana.
"PURPLE TIGER!"
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Stop trying to bug me out, faggot"
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