Chuck Norris's mother's father's definitions

Rapolas

The coolest cat ever to exist. His bark is worse than his bite, which is worse than his bark. He enjoys grilling bears and then eating them. After that's done he enjoys snowboarding out in Africa, all while hunting penguins. He is the reason Waldo is hiding, and definitely worth becoming friends with as he can provide an all season pass to the OLPF*.

*pass may not be provided

Rapolas: "Hello."

Everyone else: "OMGWTFBBQ IT's RAPOLAS!"

by Chuck Norris's mother's father March 17, 2011