Definitions by Christian is a ballbag

molly-martined 

Getting absolutely polaxed and needing someone to carry you home. This someone is usually the boyfriend and has to take care of her and deal with her shit.

'Mate you were molly-martined last night!'
'You threw up all over her bathroom floor, you were molly-martined'

molly-martined by Christian is a ballbag March 8, 2015