chinga

The result of combining a ninja with a cheerleader, creating an incredibly hot, deadly, stupid, cunning oxymoron of complete awesomeness. Typically wield a sword bigger then themselves, or two swords about their size. Diamond-Ruby-Platinum pom-poms are used on more covert Chinga missions.

Often heard to say things such as:

"This song is about me!"
"I just lit the wrong end of a cigarette."
"But daddy! I wanted a red Porsche!"

A Chinga attacked me yesterday and then put cover up on my black eyes and sword wounds.

by Chinga master September 20, 2007