352 definitions by Chili2

The reaction a girl/woman has the first time she encounters a stimulated penis.

Martha: "Tina has been stumbling around the office for the last 2 hours with eyes bigger than saucers. What's with her?"
Mary: "Marty flashed her this morning; she has pecker eyes."

by Chili2 December 02, 2016

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pecker inspector

Medical doctor who conducts male sports physicals.

Martha: "Is young Ted playing basketball this season?"
Tina: "Yes - He's seeing the pecker inspector right now; he anticipates some stiff competition this year."

by Chili2 September 05, 2017

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peckerized

A female who has lost her virginity.

Cynthia is quite boastful, now that she has been peckerized by the entire football team.

by Chili2 March 10, 2016

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pecker lube

KY Jelly, etc. used as lubricant during intercourse.

Martha: "Willis! You coming to bed soon? I won't be in the mood much longer. Make sure to put on the pecker lube."
Willis: "Yes Dear."

by Chili2 June 05, 2017

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pecker-meat

Penis. As simple as that.

Kimberly: "Where did Ted go?"
George: "He's standing behind the tree to your right draining his pecker-meat. He drank way too much beer."

by Chili2 March 26, 2016

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pecker-meat stew

A term used to describe a skank after a weekend-long orgy.

After a long weekend with the boys, Tina is now fondly refered to as "Pecker-Meat Stew".

by Chili2 December 03, 2015

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pecker paste

What one uses to prevent or cure a chapped penis (pecker).

Tom: "Why the Hell is Fred greasing his pecker?"
Martha: "That's not grease! It's pecker paste. His penis is chapped after the pecker meat stew marathon."

by Chili2 September 14, 2017

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