352 definitions by Chili2

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A woman who has had so many sexual encounters that her vagina is now a smooth-bore with no remaining rifling.
After spending more than 50 years as a prostitute, Tina felt the need to retire, since she is fully ridge-reamed.
by Chili2 October 24, 2017
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The most commonly traveled road on Earth.
Ted: "I saw 3 Democrats and 3 Republicans arguing on TV last night."
Marvin: "Face it Bro. Humanity is on the road to ruin."
by Chili2 July 24, 2017
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The minuscule combinations of shit and toilet paper that get caught in ones butt-hair when wiping their ass.
Timmy: “Mommy? Where’s Daddy?”
Mommy: “I believe he’s in the bathroom making rollums Dear.”
Timmy: “That really stinks...”
by Chili2 March 13, 2018
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The process of working up an audible and sometimes stenching fart.
Timmy: “Mommy, why is Daddy grunting and have a red face?”
Mommy: “Stand clear of him Dear!” He’s mustering up a fart and you are in the line-of-fire.”
by Chili2 December 19, 2017
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The action of posturing oneself to turn loose of an audible and/or stenchy fart.
Timmy: “Mommy, why is Daddy wiggling and acting strange?”
Mommy: “Stand back Dear! He’s in the midst of mustering-one-up and you are in the direct line of Fire.”
by Chili2 December 18, 2017
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Pure and simple: My tie. Not your tie or his/her tie. Get it?
Ted: “Martha? Where is my tie? The one with the blue stripes?
Martha: “Around your neck Dear. Why don’t you go hang yourself with it?”
by Chili2 February 28, 2018
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A term used by a southern semi-moral woman, especially around children, in place of “pea-pick’n fart”.
Timmy: “Mommy! Mommy! I wiped my butt all by myself!”
Mommy: “Oh bless your pea-pick’n smeller Dear!”
by Chili2 March 19, 2018
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