Word used by moral, non-swearing person in place of "bitch", especially around children.
Timmy: "Mommy...Daddy doesn't much like my teacher Ms. Hinkeldorff, does he?"
Mom: "Oh I'm sorry Dear. Your father and I think Ms. Hinkeldorff is a bilge."
One who sings shitty rap music.
Mom: “Timmy! Turn off the “C”- rapper music right now before I go insane.
Timmy: “Yes’m”
Not to be confused with a woman who delivers mail; a male woman is a transvestite or transgender male posing unsuccessfully as a woman.
Timmy: “Mommy? Why does that lady have a beard and a big bulge in her pants?”
Mommy: “That’s a male woman!”
Timmy: “That really sucks!”
Mommy: “She might, so steer clear Dear!”
Timmy: “That rhymes...”
What one does (especessily small children) when farting in the bathtub.
Tina: “Mommy! Timmy just farted in the tub and won’t give me the chance to bite the bubbles; he’s biting all of them!”
Mommy: “Make and bite your own Dear...”
Buy a
Bite the bubbles
mug!
When one painfully dislocates their back while in the process of taking a dump.
Timmy: “Mommy? Why is Daddy crying in the bathroom?
Mommy: “He’s experiencing dump-out Dear. He hurt his back while pooping.”
Timmy: “That really stinks...”
The harsh/glum reality that sets in after one has been bluntly called “a piece-of-shit”.
Ted felt totally rectumfied after Tina told him he is a piece-of-shit.
A non-politically correct house plant most employers would fire an employee for bringing to work.
Boss: "You're fired! And take your wandering Jew with you!"
