352 definitions by Chili2

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A death notice about someone you know, but don’t necessarily care for.
Martha: “Do you know our former boss died?”
Martin: “ Yes; I read his son-of-obituary in today’s paper.”
by Chili2 January 17, 2018
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A movie with an all-Hispanic cast.
Timmy: “Mommy? Why is Daddy watching a movie where the people are speaking Mexican?”
Mommy: “He’s watching a spic-flick Dear.”
Timmy: “Holy mierda!”
by Chili2 January 09, 2018
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The wristwatch apparatus worn mainly by professional athletes to monitor and make aware how many times per day they spit.
Timmy: “Mommy? Why are all the baseball players wear a watch while they play baseball?”
Mommy: “It’s a Spitbit Dear; used to monitor their disgusting spitting habits.”
Timmy: “Filthy animals!”
by Chili2 October 08, 2018
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What a person of Mexican decent yells just prior to puking on their own feet.
After drinking a fifth of tequila, Jose warned his buddies by yelling “Vomit Toes!” Just before he puked.
by Chili2 July 09, 2019
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One either wads or folds toilet paper before using; no in between.
Before James entered the bathroom stall to take a satisfying dump, he had to think: "wad vs fold" for a brief moment before wiping.
by Chili2 July 11, 2017
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A non-politically correct house plant most employers would fire an employee for bringing to work.
Boss: "You're fired! And take your wandering Jew with you!"
by Chili2 August 14, 2017
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A very compassionate person with a serious gas problem.
Martha: "Ted is one of the sweetest guys I know, but he really stinks."
Bertha: "I agree. He's warm farted."
by Chili2 January 18, 2017
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