352 definitions by Chili2

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A female with a large protruding clitoris.
Mildred has the remarkable ability to stand and pee like a man. She's a prickette.
by Chili2 March 09, 2016
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A very discrete way of telling someone you have diarrhea.
Mom: Johnny! You need to get your butt out of the bathroom and get to school."
Johnny: "Sorry Mom! My butt's glued to the toilet. I have problems."
by Chili2 May 30, 2017
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When you spend time on the toilet at work and get paid for it.
John enjoys spending at least an hour a day taking a professional dump.
by Chili2 March 10, 2016
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Someone who provides Urban Dictionary definitions during work hours and gets paid for it.
When the boss is not watching, Greta is a professional urbaner.
by Chili2 March 15, 2016
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Not so pure, but simple: masterbated penis
Timmy: “Mommy? Why is Daddy always so tired after he looks at his pretty lady magazines in the bathroom?”
Mommy: “He has a pulled muscle Dear.”
by Chili2 March 10, 2019
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The feeling one gets after taking a satisfying dump.
After sitting on the toilet for 3 hours and eliminating 3 bowls of 3-alarm chili, Jose finally satisfied his purge urge.
by Chili2 September 06, 2017
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When one doesn't give a shit and has no desire to improve their life.
Martha: "Why does Wilma mope and complain so much?"
Hector: "She's fulfilling her pursuit of crapiness."
by Chili2 April 09, 2017
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